Can a Pregnant Girl Get a BEER, PLEASE?

Okay, I literally wasn't looking for a beer for myself, just a beer bong taker to get the party started! While at the O' Club 2 weeks ago, my girlfriend Lysandra and I were bored, so we went digging through the storage closet at the club to find something to do. (We were hoping for a cool neon light that we thought we would be able to just walk out of the club with; but instead, we had to settle for the amazing beer bong prop we had found.) Little did we know that the rest of the night would be centered around such a thing. First, let me backtrack, Dick Jonas, a well know fighter pilot from way back in the day; seriously, the dude HAS to be pushing 70, traveled up here this summer and put on a "concert" on base. Anyways, he is responsible for many of the "ritual" fighter pilot songs that many of our husbands have to know and sing in the correct environment. Now, these aren't songs you would necessarily want your kids to listen to. The man has a dirty mouth/mind and it just about made me want to fall out of my chair watching him sing such things to the crowd.
Here is an example for those of you who are unfamiliar( and this is probably one of the cleanest ones:)
" I love my wife, Yes I do, Yes I do,
I love her truly..........
I love the hole she pisses through
That she pisses through......
I love her ruby-red lips and her lily-white tits,
And the hair all around her aaaassssshole....
I eat her shit
Gobble,gobble, chump, chump,
With a rusty spoon, with a rusty spoon!!!!!!!!!

Yes, we're talking high class stuff here. Dick Jonas is like a God to many of these fighter pilots(to include my husband, but he doesn't believe in God; so that comparison doesn't work for him) . Oh yes, Cope Thunder was also going on at the time( that's where they bring pilots and their crews up from all over the world); so their were more people around than usual. We had the Canadians, Sweden, Japan, and other American squadrons that came up to participate. So, to conclude, the evening consisted of singing songs with Dick Jonas, making everyone in the club do a beer bong or two..... or three..., and a Crud tournment. Pretty exciting stuff!!! The guys love it and we love are guys; don't we ladies!!! You have to admit how cute it was to see our husbands so excited over meeting Dick Jonas. It was a fighter pilot experience my little "LOBO" will never forget. (Loves-Obese-Bitches-Only-----for those of you who were wondering what it stood for if you didn't already know. Yes, before my time, my husband liked the lovin' from the larger ones)

Go LOBO, Go AND............

Japan, AND.......SWEDEN, and ON, and ON!!!!!!