SA Meeting

27 pairs with me(she has 1 on) and 11 pairs packed up in storage-yikes!

Me: Hello, my name is Noel and I am a "shoe-a-holic."

Reply: "Hi Noel!"

Yes, instead of a AA, I think I need to go to a SA (Shoe-a-holic Anonymous) meeting. Seriously, there are so many people out there addicted to other things than just alcohol. Why do they not have:

Gamblers Anonymous
Sexholic Anonymous
Fishingholic Anonymous
Shop-a-holic Anonymous
Eatingholic Anonymous
AND WHY NOT:
A Shoe-a-holic Anonymous?

Why do the drunks get all the goods? It would be nice to have someone to talk to on the days that I order 3 pairs of shoes online and then feel bad about it later ( like when my husband walks through the door with this sad look on his face that makes me think he knows I just blew $100 of his hard earned money; even though he has no idea YET.) Yes, those are the days that I feel bad. Others, Nah, I really don't give a shit. Shoes make a damn outfit. I buy the shoes first, then the outfit. Life would be so much easier if people would just follow that simple rule. Trust me, you can always find a dress to match the shoes; but not always shoes to match the dress. Catch my drift? I think people in general need to judge more on what's below the waist. You don't always have to find the goods on top. Quit looking at the boobs and take a nice hard look on the shoes. Heck, sometimes they cost as much as a nice rack. Just use me as an example. I had to buy mine and they're still not all that great.

* The sad part is, Salem only has one pair of shoes that she can fit into right now; the rest of them are too big.*


These are all my favorites!
(Polo,Pedipeds, Vans, Robeez, Robeez, Old Navy)